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Song Parodies -> "Pull My Finger"
Original Song Title:
"Pull Me Under"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dream Theater
Parody Song Title:
"Pull My Finger"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
This is a Dream Theater song but I'm posting a URL for the cover version by the kids of the O'Keefe Music Foundation featuring Kala Rose because I like it better. youtube
Waddling by
Crowds decry
"Get a load of him"
Sparrows die
Bees decease
Flying close to him
His odor, dimming surroundings
Aroma, reeking abounding and
Every day's end, mooch a repast
Heavily breath heaving one mass
Filled with gas
Watch his trousers falling
Bleats a bean-infested call
Of hot filet of wet milanos
From another day
He puts liver loaf on buns
And then baloney when it's done
A sure ingredient for blowing
Like a brass parade
His aura, sinister bounty
Aroma is finny and flound'ry and
Eggs in decay blend booty morass
Elephant breath leaves me stunned
Festooned with gas
Pull my finger, pull my finger
Pull my finger, and be afraid
Barking, the seal-like trumpeting fart
Harken, I do perceive a shart
Blustery guy
Clouded eye
From a rolling pin
Dentures awry
Open fly
And they fall again
His swirling innards inciting
This odorous windbag is frightening
Anally braying, yakkity ass
Heaving a breath to explode
Another blast
Pull my finger, pull my finger
Pull my finger, the fudge is made
Skid marks betray the cutting of one
You'd better pray it's set on "stun"
Pull my finger, pull my finger
Pull my finger, and step away
Billowing round my blustery buns
Measure the sound in megatons
Pull my finger, pull my finger
Pull my finger, and be afraid
Barking, the seal-like trumpeting fart
Harken, I do perceive a shart
Pull my finger
Pull my finger
Pull my
Crowds decry
"Get a load of him"
Sparrows die
Bees decease
Flying close to him
His odor, dimming surroundings
Aroma, reeking abounding and
Every day's end, mooch a repast
Heavily breath heaving one mass
Filled with gas
Watch his trousers falling
Bleats a bean-infested call
Of hot filet of wet milanos
From another day
He puts liver loaf on buns
And then baloney when it's done
A sure ingredient for blowing
Like a brass parade
His aura, sinister bounty
Aroma is finny and flound'ry and
Eggs in decay blend booty morass
Elephant breath leaves me stunned
Festooned with gas
Pull my finger, pull my finger
Pull my finger, and be afraid
Barking, the seal-like trumpeting fart
Harken, I do perceive a shart
Blustery guy
Clouded eye
From a rolling pin
Dentures awry
Open fly
And they fall again
His swirling innards inciting
This odorous windbag is frightening
Anally braying, yakkity ass
Heaving a breath to explode
Another blast
Pull my finger, pull my finger
Pull my finger, the fudge is made
Skid marks betray the cutting of one
You'd better pray it's set on "stun"
Pull my finger, pull my finger
Pull my finger, and step away
Billowing round my blustery buns
Measure the sound in megatons
Pull my finger, pull my finger
Pull my finger, and be afraid
Barking, the seal-like trumpeting fart
Harken, I do perceive a shart
Pull my finger
Pull my finger
Pull my
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Hey Porfie, 'dis is your Uncle Lennie. I got three fives for you in my hand. It's just that you have to pull this finger to unlock my fist, so's you can have 'em.
Flatulence is always funny- 555!
Your comments are a real gas!
Like Farting Jack Flash ... they're a gas, gas gas
"Farting Jack Flash", make that your next fart tune, Porfle ..... Hey, I may have just coined one .. Fartoon -- a song parody dealing with the subject of flatulence ...... Think that will "pass" the smell test, Porf?
It reeks of inspiration!
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