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Song Parodies -> "Fat As You"
Original Song Title:
"Fast As You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Dwight Yoakam
Parody Song Title:
"Fat As You"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
baby your belt's too long,
girl you need a six foot thong
your skin is stretched out long
i'm not the one who's got it wrong
that belt's too long,
and maybe you'll need that thong
maybe it just aint right,
girl your jeans are way too tight
call Jenny craig like me,
cause now you wear a size 33
baby why not tonight
start the diet right?
oh you're so portly,
roly poly
make me fatty free
is it the shame that makes your
fat all shake as you
get down on your knees
maybe I'll be fat as you
maybe I'll pork out too
three hundred sexy pounds
baby your body's round
gimme butter tarts
and maybe I'll be fat as you
oh you're so portly,
roly poly
make me fatty free
is it the shame that makes your
fat all shake as you
get down on your knees
maybe I'll be fat as you
maybe I'll pork out too
three hundred sexy pounds
baby your body's round
gimme butter tarts
and maybe I'll be fat as you
girl you need a six foot thong
your skin is stretched out long
i'm not the one who's got it wrong
that belt's too long,
and maybe you'll need that thong
maybe it just aint right,
girl your jeans are way too tight
call Jenny craig like me,
cause now you wear a size 33
baby why not tonight
start the diet right?
oh you're so portly,
roly poly
make me fatty free
is it the shame that makes your
fat all shake as you
get down on your knees
maybe I'll be fat as you
maybe I'll pork out too
three hundred sexy pounds
baby your body's round
gimme butter tarts
and maybe I'll be fat as you
oh you're so portly,
roly poly
make me fatty free
is it the shame that makes your
fat all shake as you
get down on your knees
maybe I'll be fat as you
maybe I'll pork out too
three hundred sexy pounds
baby your body's round
gimme butter tarts
and maybe I'll be fat as you
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