-> "Screw Tonight"
Original Song Title:
"Save Tonight"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Screw Tonight"
The Lyrics
Don't disturb my silence
All I need is a bubble bath
Just me and a bottle of wine
To calm me tonight
Well you know my day was a mess
Cause I woke at nine in the morning light
Made me late, to work for the grind
That cost me my job
Screw tonight
Instead of watching football
Hell with tommorow
I really don't like my life
Screw tonight
I really don't care, Don
Call me tommorow
About your cat's suicide
Then my house was on fire
It was caused by my step-father
Who was drunk while painting the house
With varnish and ciggarettes
Then I got a call from my niece
Informing me about her daddy
Who just had died, from cancer and AIDS
Could this day be any worse?
Screw tonight
I didn't TiVo Survivor
Hell with tommorow
I really don't like my life
Screw tonight
Heather just phoned in
Telling me that I
Just lost my chance with her
Then they come to take me away
Driving from Brooklyn to Bed-Stuy today
The cops came in and bashed my head
And I land myself in jail
Screw tonight
I lost my spot on Ebay
Hell with tommorow
I really don't like my life
Screw tonight
The neighbour's dog keep barking
Hell with tommorow
I shot it in the head
Screw tonight
My light bill isn't paid
Hell with tommorow
I really don't like my life
Screw tonight
At least I am in jail
Hell with tommorow
But I'm bunking with Bubba
To hell with Pokemon
My guild raid will be done
My flat'll be rented out
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