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Song Parodies -> "Breasts"

Original Song Title:

"Blessed"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"Breasts"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey you, with that fine blondie head
you havent danced yet,
your first tables have yet to be stepped,
but I know......you'll need breasts

I know, you're still young and clean,
your chest will be seen,
and your breasts are the smallest I've seen,
as I said.. you'll need breasts

and if you get breasts, you'll feel your best
I promise you that,
You'll pick from the best looking guys,
and they'll look firm and not fat
I'm telling you that I'm telling you that I'm telling you that..
you'll need breasts..

insert, before you're too old,
or they will droop fold
they'll laugh at you as down they will go
while you're young, go get breasts..

and if you get breasts, you'll feel your best
I promise you that,
You'll pick from the best looking guys,
and they'll look firm and not fat
I'm telling you that I'm telling you that I'm telling you that..
you'll need breasts..

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The Charnstar - August 04, 2006 - Report this comment
HAHAHA! Oh man, that is hilarious jizazz right there, all 5's from me here, HAHAHA man, I want to hear this sung someday

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