-> "Circle Of Rice"
Original Song Title:
"Circle Of Life"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Circle Of Rice"
The Lyrics
From the day I began my diet
I've been searching for just the right food
There's so much to eat that I can't eat
I tend to drool, which doesn't help my mood
I was walking threw the food store
And saw them on the bottem shelf
I picked one up, the kind without nuts
And knew this was the perfect food for my health
It was a circle of rice
A sugerless Rice Crispee
Fat-free goodness
As well as cheap
Till I lose 50 pounds
On my health-food diet
I love my circle...
The circle of rice!
So now, I buy them by the barrol
I just love the way that they crunch
My friends say they taste like styrofoam
But I still eat them for lunch
I won't chow down on gronola
And I hate to eat my veggies
No more Slim Fast, it just doesn't last
There's only one kind of food for me
It's the circle of rice
A sugerless Rice Crispee
Fat-free goodness
As well as cheap
Till I lose 50 pounds
On my health-food diet
I love my circle...
The circle of rice!
A sugerless Rice Crispee
Fat-free goodness
As well as cheap
Till I lose 50 pounds
On my health-food diet
I love my circle...
The circle of rice!
On my health-food diet
I love my circle...
The circle of rice!
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