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Song Parodies -> "Don't Condomise Me -- I'm a Penus"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me"
Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Condomise Me -- I'm a Penus"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
I can't light no more of your candles
All my sperm cells seem to fade to black and white
I'm growing tired, and time stands still before me
Frozen here with a goddamn rubber over my head
Too late to save myself from being condomised
I took a chance and changed your way of life
But you misread my meaning when I met you
Left me blinded by the light (wrapped up like a douche)
Don't let the condom go down on me
Although I search myself, I'm just an ordinary penus
I'd just sperm all over the place with a sense of freeness
But losing everything is like the condom going down on me
I can't find, oh, the right penile line
But see me once and see the way I blubber
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm
But these cuts I have, oh, somebody poked a hole in my rubber
Don't let the condom go down on me
Although I search myself, I'm just an ordinary penus
I'd just sperm all over the place with a sense of freeness
But losing everything is like the condom going down on me
Don't let the condom go down on me
Although I search myself, I'm just an ordinary penus
I'd just sperm all over the place with a sense of freeness
But losing everything is like the condom going down on me
All my sperm cells seem to fade to black and white
I'm growing tired, and time stands still before me
Frozen here with a goddamn rubber over my head
Too late to save myself from being condomised
I took a chance and changed your way of life
But you misread my meaning when I met you
Left me blinded by the light (wrapped up like a douche)
Don't let the condom go down on me
Although I search myself, I'm just an ordinary penus
I'd just sperm all over the place with a sense of freeness
But losing everything is like the condom going down on me
I can't find, oh, the right penile line
But see me once and see the way I blubber
Don't discard me just because you think I mean you harm
But these cuts I have, oh, somebody poked a hole in my rubber
Don't let the condom go down on me
Although I search myself, I'm just an ordinary penus
I'd just sperm all over the place with a sense of freeness
But losing everything is like the condom going down on me
Don't let the condom go down on me
Although I search myself, I'm just an ordinary penus
I'd just sperm all over the place with a sense of freeness
But losing everything is like the condom going down on me
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