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Song Parodies -> "I'll Never Fall In Mud Again"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Never Fall In Love Again"
Original Performer:
Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Never Fall In Mud Again"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Had to do a parody of this one because it's taken from the movie: "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" which came out in 1999.
Austin Powers: "Ladies and Gentlemen... Matthias Stove!"
What do you get when you fall in mud?
A klutz who just tripped in a gross puddle
Gucci suit's wrecked and you're befuddled
I'll... Never fall in mud again
Try... Not to fall in mud, My friend
Dress shoes get wet when you take a spill
Pants are full of worms, What's that aroma?!
Laughter ensues since that's not mocha!
I'll... Never fall in mud again
Oh, Try... not to fall in mud, My friend
Watch your step or you're sure to shout
And that stain there's a b*tch to get out
Due to the rain this place declined, dude
That gunk will smear... And it redesigns you
What you just did wasn't super smart
You'll get your clothes dirtied up and splattered
Out on a date your plans are shattered
I'll... Never fall in mud again
Oh, Try... Not to fall in mud, My friend
Lookin' insane all stained with brown goop
Tell chicks not... To fear since it's not poop
What do you get when you fall in mud?
You're followed by flies, Change your tuxedo
Caught a disease brought by mosquitos
I'll... Never fall in mud again
Try... Not to fall in mud, My friend
I'll... Never fall in mud... Again...
Ewwwww....
Try... Not to fall in mud, My friend
What do you get when you fall in mud?
A klutz who just tripped in a gross puddle
Gucci suit's wrecked and you're befuddled
I'll... Never fall in mud again
Try... Not to fall in mud, My friend
Dress shoes get wet when you take a spill
Pants are full of worms, What's that aroma?!
Laughter ensues since that's not mocha!
I'll... Never fall in mud again
Oh, Try... not to fall in mud, My friend
Watch your step or you're sure to shout
And that stain there's a b*tch to get out
Due to the rain this place declined, dude
That gunk will smear... And it redesigns you
What you just did wasn't super smart
You'll get your clothes dirtied up and splattered
Out on a date your plans are shattered
I'll... Never fall in mud again
Oh, Try... Not to fall in mud, My friend
Lookin' insane all stained with brown goop
Tell chicks not... To fear since it's not poop
What do you get when you fall in mud?
You're followed by flies, Change your tuxedo
Caught a disease brought by mosquitos
I'll... Never fall in mud again
Try... Not to fall in mud, My friend
I'll... Never fall in mud... Again...
Ewwwww....
Try... Not to fall in mud, My friend
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Good one - and if you need to crank out a beer parody for October you can always do "I'll never have a bud again" - that's slang for Budweiser over there to, right?
Are you really Donald Trump?
Elvis Costello, whose birthday happens to be today, just so happens to be my favorite musician of all time!
(Artistry) Concept was dirt (ha) simple, but was still very enjoyable, especially with how descriptive you got. Laundry bill comes to $555!
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