May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim chibi please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim chibi please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a short person before
eyes bigger then the door looking funny, looking dumb as i trip on the floor
the short guy whoopin your skills worse then before
I first was the newbie, throwin people over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the prequel of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And MR. frost said... nothing you idiots!
MR. frost's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love slim chibi {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim chibi, I think of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his pencils and what
Flippin the sketch books," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your sketch books
Sometimes, I wanna get on EZ and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for frost to go running around loose
"I'm just sick of pimps, I'm just sick of pimps"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give up and miss
the opportunity of a lifetime you wished when you were kids
To become a japanese animator and not know what losing is
Of course they have a chance
they got the cartoon network don't they
"We like nothing but anime" Well, some of us are manimes
who draw other people up like professionals{*scratch*}
But if we can draw some animals and cantalopes
then there's no reason that a man can't draw a another antelope
{*hmm!*} But if you feel like I saw the mouselopes
Women check little noses, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Chibi, yes I'm the real Chibi
All you other Slim Chibis are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Chibi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I'm Slim Chibi, yes I'm the real Chibi
All you other Slim Chibis are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Chibi please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?