Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] John Kerry!
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] John Kerry!

Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the voters for one second?

Hi, kids! Do you like politics? (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see me beat George W. Bush
despite all his dirty tricks? (Yeah!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah!)
Go to war for a mistake
and get wounded worse than I was? (Huh?)
My chin's dead weight, but at least my brain's straight
and I CAN decide which enemy I wanna evaporate! (Mmmm!)
And Georgie Bush said, "John Kerry, you're a flip-flop!"
Uh-uh! "So why's your face long? And why you on top?"
Well, since age 12, I've been running for President
'cause the guy we've got right now sure isn't heaven-sent!
Got pissed off when a million jobs were blown off!
Bush smacked the working people so hard
with his tax-cut double-cross!
Dubya don't have no class, so I'll kick his ass
harder than a Howard Dean Iowa spit-blast!
C'mere, George! (Kerry, wait a minute, that's our President!)
I don't think so, man, don't know where those Florida votes went!

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] John Kerry!
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] John Kerry!

My English teacher taught me how to say the word "nuclear."
Georgie Bush says it like he's had too much beer.
Put the truth in his face at the de-bate
showed I had my facts straight
and stapled the word "failure"
to his face before it was too late! (Owwww!)
Walked in the O-club, had my jacket zipped up
and there's Georgie, drunk, and now he's tripped up!
Terrorists mess with him, killing our citizens
and bin Laden reminds us that Georgie lost track of him!
All the last four years we've been lied to!
I just learned Bush takes more
special-interest money than I do! (Damn!)
I told the people four more years of Georgie would be grim.
Make a record about big mistakes
and name it after him! (Oh, thank you!)
You know you blew up when a bunch of swfit boat vets
take shots when they weren't on your boat, how they forget!
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph.
(Senator, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, liberal!"

Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] John Kerry!
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] John Kerry!

Bush: (Stop the tape! Terrorists need to be locked away!)
Kerry: You mean like naked animals down in Abu Ghraib?
I'm not ready to leave Iraq to Moqtada al-Sadr. (Screw that!)
But I refuse to let our troops be only cannon fodder! (Huh-yup!)
I am comin', Bush is goin', that ain't hard to decide.
I just drank a glass of French wine
but Bush still can't drive! (Empty head!)
Never worked in a factory, never worked in the mines
had a fortune even before I married Teresa Heinz (Whoops!)
but President Frat Boy makes people sulk
'cause he makes their jobs get outsourced in bulk!
All those poor children are so hungry, they throw fits! (Waaaah!)
Bush took their parents' jobs and blew them to bits! (Waaaah!)
No security, no job growth, and that's the truth
so make sure on Tuesday I'm your man in the voting booth! (BANG!)
You're steaming mad! (Arrrrgh!)
But you don't have to be sad! (No?)
Tell Bush, "George, you're fired!" like you did to his dad!

Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] John Kerry!
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] John Kerry!