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Song Parodies -> "Go Buy Lowe's"
Original Song Title:
"Bailamos"
Original Performer:
Enrique Igleseas
Parody Song Title:
"Go Buy Lowe's"
Parody Written by:
Ross Marshall
The Lyrics
A song about a home improvement store...I hope you enjoy!
Time to hammer
I lay the nails in your hands
We take the boards
Nothing will be broken anymore
Don't let that Depot sway your mind
Don't let a woodcarving die
No one hammers better tonight
Go buy Lowe's and you'll have a secret stash of metal hoes
Go buy Lowe's, clean the floor, fix a door
Go buy Lowe's, you can even tie your friends up, tickle their toes
Go buy Lowe's, climb a pole, dig a hole
Sign said: I'm yours
We can make anything
I'm so sure
Now I'm getting Lowe's
There is nothing
I cannot now know
I'm gonna be the master
Of all the home improvement
I want to build wooden cars
Go buy Lowe's and you'll have a secret stash of metal hoes
Go buy Lowe's, holy vacca, drink some vodka
Go buy Lowe's, you can even tie your friends up, tickle their toes
Go buy Lowe's, insulation motivation
Time to hammer
Like no tomorrow
Hammer man, hammer
Holy vacca, drink some vodka
I lay the nails in your hands
We take the boards
Nothing will be broken anymore
Don't let that Depot sway your mind
Don't let a woodcarving die
No one hammers better tonight
Go buy Lowe's and you'll have a secret stash of metal hoes
Go buy Lowe's, clean the floor, fix a door
Go buy Lowe's, you can even tie your friends up, tickle their toes
Go buy Lowe's, climb a pole, dig a hole
Sign said: I'm yours
We can make anything
I'm so sure
Now I'm getting Lowe's
There is nothing
I cannot now know
I'm gonna be the master
Of all the home improvement
I want to build wooden cars
Go buy Lowe's and you'll have a secret stash of metal hoes
Go buy Lowe's, holy vacca, drink some vodka
Go buy Lowe's, you can even tie your friends up, tickle their toes
Go buy Lowe's, insulation motivation
Time to hammer
Like no tomorrow
Hammer man, hammer
Holy vacca, drink some vodka
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The correct spelling of my last name is Iglesias. Why did you misspell it?
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