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Song Parodies -> "Bagels"
Original Song Title:
"Angeles (Angels)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Enya
Parody Song Title:
"Bagels"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
I'm at badave.com and badave
I'm aaaaaaaa
Bagel, with cream cheese,
I am here when breakfast calls
I'm here to relieve
to join coffee in the morn'
I taste great, less calories than donuts do
Good for all of the-salaries With skies grey or blue
Bread I give
Here, spread the jam it's grape
When the belly calls and alter inhibitions
You should know
Belly has it's ways
If you don't feed it, it shall groan
Bagels-Yes, Set us free
Bagels with all kinds of creams
Bagels yes, but I'll squeal
Because I am a talking bagel
yuuUuum
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
People, You smell me
Other bagels you should eat
Surely, do not sniff
Eat them in a jiff now please dude
Hey what gives??
Don't eaaaaaaaaaaat me
Don't eaaaaaaaaaaat me
Don't eaaaaaaaaaaat me
You aaaaaaaaate me
Bagel, with cream cheese,
I am here when breakfast calls
I'm here to relieve
to join coffee in the morn'
I taste great, less calories than donuts do
Good for all of the-salaries With skies grey or blue
Bread I give
Here, spread the jam it's grape
When the belly calls and alter inhibitions
You should know
Belly has it's ways
If you don't feed it, it shall groan
Bagels-Yes, Set us free
Bagels with all kinds of creams
Bagels yes, but I'll squeal
Because I am a talking bagel
yuuUuum
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
People, You smell me
Other bagels you should eat
Surely, do not sniff
Eat them in a jiff now please dude
Hey what gives??
Don't eaaaaaaaaaaat me
Don't eaaaaaaaaaaat me
Don't eaaaaaaaaaaat me
You aaaaaaaaate me
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Yeesh, now I gotta eat breakfast. 5's
Very goofy here Dave especially loved the line: "Because I am a talking bagel"... Hard to actually hear Enya sing in this particular song through because she's so faint. You did an excellent job with how little you had to work with.
This OS would be nice to hear first thing in the morning, especially when you're having a bagel (with coffee) for breakfast! I love listening to Enya! I have her box CD's. Here's 5 Raisin, 5 Asiago Cheese, and 5 Garlic bagels with cream cheese for this one!
What this parody needs is a boisterous, slightly off-key, very Jewish Allan Sherman to bring out the ridiculousness of it. That's what I pictured as I reviewed this...Good job.
(Artistry) A singing bagel? Never woulda thought of that one. Delightfully kooky, 555!
(Artistry) I laughed at this a lox (ok, it's a reach, but it's the best I could come up with). This could be the start of a whole series -- talking doughnuts, bacon, oatmeal....
Wow, this is shaping up to be a killer round. Talking bagel - out there idea, beautifully executed. "Don't eat me" normally one would want the opposite. First time hearing the OS; sounds like someone banging an opera singer on top of a pipe organ lol,
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