Song Parodies -> "Farts in Heaven"

Original Song Title:

"Tears in Heaven"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Farts in Heaven"

Parody Written by:

Fluffy The Humper

The Lyrics

Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I farted in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven

Would you hold my hand
If I farted in heaven
Would you help me breathe
If I farted in heaven
I'll find a way, through night and day
Cause I know I just can't fart
Here in heaven

Farts can bring you down
Farts can bend your knee
Farts can break your heart
Have you begging please
Begging please (fart moreeee)

(instrumental farts)

Beyond the toilet door
There's peace I'm sure.
And I know there'll be no more...
Farts in heaven

Would you know my name
If I farted in heaven
Will it smell the same
If I let one rip in heaven
I must be strong, and fart for long
Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven

Cause I know my farts don't belong
Here in heaven...

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Timmy1000 - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment

555 - I think there's another place reserved for farters.

Fluffy Teh Humper - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Haha, there sure is. Unlike the original version, this one is about a father and his son, who had such a bond. They used to fart together all the time, in cinemas... on the dog's face while it's asleep... in the bath tub then laugh at the bubbles that appear... But one day, while trying to fart on the balcony at an unsuspecting crow, the boy fell to his death... This is the song by his father to him... * wipes tear *

Brian - December 03, 2011 - Report this comment

Funny parody. A little off on the pacing in some spots, but still funny.

William Winn - December 09, 2019 - Report this comment

I have suspected that Eric was a bit mercenary about this song. So, I am totally down with this parody. By the way, what is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would not let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Farter - March 15, 2021 - Report this comment

Incredible. I am not worthy to read this. I just farted in deep appreciation.

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