(INSTRUMENTAL INTRO)

You're a very special dog
And you come with very special needs
You go walking every day
With your brother Chaco, it amazes me
Your boundless energy

CHORUS:
Lay down, Molly, and rest here on the bed
Or at least the living room chair, please do
Lay down, Molly, you've worn her out all day
Mommy is too tired right now just to play with you

Ears are itching constantly
Out your doggie collar cone you slip
In the middle of the night
And other inconvenient times you poop and pee
We need some rest, you see

CHORUS: REPEAT

Now there go your ears again
Treat them with soymilk and Benadryl
Don't you spit that capsule out
Swallow it with bites of bread so thoroughly
Or Mom will tan your seat

CHORUS REPEAT 2X