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Song Parodies -> "It Splatters On Me"
Original Song Title:
"It Matters To Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Faith Hill
Parody Song Title:
"It Splatters On Me"
Parody Written by:
Billy Boyd
The Lyrics
I'll admit this probably won't be very good, but I just had to do some sort of "tribute" to me ex-girlfriend, who was a very sloppy eater. This parody doesen't even scratch the surface of how disgusting she was.
Baby, tell me where'd you ever learn
to eat, and still say millions of words
When you eat burgers and fries
ketchup goes into my eyes
Don't you know how much it hurts?
When you eat food, you talk when you chew
like last night, when we had beef stew
it splattered on me
Why must you eat this way, it's gross and it's rude
and most of your food splatters on you
and it splatters on me
Well, I still don't understand
you're the woman and I am the man
Yet, you're the one that is a pig
How can you eat like this?
I think I'll eat alone again
'Cause when you eat food, you talk when you chew
like, last night when we had beef stew
it splattered on me
Why must you eat this way, it's gross and it's rude
and most of your food splatters on you
and it splatters on me
to eat, and still say millions of words
When you eat burgers and fries
ketchup goes into my eyes
Don't you know how much it hurts?
When you eat food, you talk when you chew
like last night, when we had beef stew
it splattered on me
Why must you eat this way, it's gross and it's rude
and most of your food splatters on you
and it splatters on me
Well, I still don't understand
you're the woman and I am the man
Yet, you're the one that is a pig
How can you eat like this?
I think I'll eat alone again
'Cause when you eat food, you talk when you chew
like, last night when we had beef stew
it splattered on me
Why must you eat this way, it's gross and it's rude
and most of your food splatters on you
and it splatters on me
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