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Song Parodies -> "Pad Miss"
Original Song Title:
"This Kiss"
Original Performer:
Faith Hill
Parody Song Title:
"Pad Miss"
Parody Written by:
Ten Second Braeden
The Lyrics
In DDR, A Pad Miss is when you hit an arrow accurately but the dance pad doesn't respond. Betson is the company that distributes DDR machines in the US.
I don’t want another failure
I don’t need another pad to break
But I want to play some hard songs
So that my scores are never fake
But I’m playing on this old pad
And the floor begins to shake
It is so frustrating
It just kills my score
And it’s killing my combo
I’ll blame it on the floor
It’s those terrible sensors
They’re so horrible
Pad miss, Pad miss (No AA’s)
Pad miss, Pad miss
And Konami said to Betson
Why are these pads so crappy?
All we wanted were some good pads
So that America can see
DDR is still a good game
It’s better than ITG!
Makes me want to kick it
Could have gotten a great
It’s inaccurate sensors
These old dance pads I hate
It’s those super cheap sensors
They’re so terrible
Pad Miss, Pad Miss (No full combos)
Pad Miss, Pad Miss
I can get one in the arcade
In a course while playing an 8.
I can get one with the speed mods turned on
When I could have gotten a great
Miss one in tournaments
That I really would hate.
It’s got me losing, It’s got me failing.
Makes me want to kick it
Could have gotten a great
It’s inaccurate sensors
These old dance pads I hate
It’s those super cheap sensors
They’re so terrible
Pad Miss, Pad Miss (No full combos)
Pad Miss, Pad Miss
I don’t need another pad to break
But I want to play some hard songs
So that my scores are never fake
But I’m playing on this old pad
And the floor begins to shake
It is so frustrating
It just kills my score
And it’s killing my combo
I’ll blame it on the floor
It’s those terrible sensors
They’re so horrible
Pad miss, Pad miss (No AA’s)
Pad miss, Pad miss
And Konami said to Betson
Why are these pads so crappy?
All we wanted were some good pads
So that America can see
DDR is still a good game
It’s better than ITG!
Makes me want to kick it
Could have gotten a great
It’s inaccurate sensors
These old dance pads I hate
It’s those super cheap sensors
They’re so terrible
Pad Miss, Pad Miss (No full combos)
Pad Miss, Pad Miss
I can get one in the arcade
In a course while playing an 8.
I can get one with the speed mods turned on
When I could have gotten a great
Miss one in tournaments
That I really would hate.
It’s got me losing, It’s got me failing.
Makes me want to kick it
Could have gotten a great
It’s inaccurate sensors
These old dance pads I hate
It’s those super cheap sensors
They’re so terrible
Pad Miss, Pad Miss (No full combos)
Pad Miss, Pad Miss
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I get pad misses a lot on older, uncared-for arcade pads, and on stepped-to-the-death PS2 pads. Great job. 555
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