Song Parodies -> "This Test:"

Original Song Title:

"This Kiss"

Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:

"This Test:"

Parody Written by:

Lyle Bain

The Lyrics

This song has its respective title because it is about taking a test at school and how hard it is to pass it sometimes. By the way, "F-plus-able" means that it is capable of failing. (Not that I am a bad student. I do work very hard in school and try to make the best grades I can.)

I don't want another bad grade
I don't need another 99, no.
I've been thinkin' 'bout it all day,
On the school bus. Oh no, it's time.
Now I'm surely gonna flunk it,
I could make a 65.

It's the thought that scares me,
Stuck on questions like this,
It's that hour of knowledge,
It's a hit-or miss,
It's that pressure-filled moment,
It's (ah) impossible...
This test, this test.
Unpassable...this test, this test.

I stayed up and studied all night,
I was up for 6 hours or more.
All I wanted was a B plus,
But I screwed up on this, of course.
By the time I've used my big brain,
I'll fall down and hit the floor.

It's the true-false questions
It's the multiple choice.
It's the fill-in the blank ones.
Those tense up this boy.
It's remembering figures,
It's (ah) unbearable.
This test, this test,
So terrible....this test, this test.

You can teach me math or English,
Or the types of clouds in the sky,
Oh, you can teach me science definitions
'Til my brain starts blowing inside.
Oh, teach me in quick, swift, motion.
Let my memory slide.
You've got me thinkin', you've got me learning.

It's the thought that scares me,
Stuck on questions like this,
It's that hour of knowledge,
It's a hit-or-miss,
It's that pressure-filled moment,
It's (ah) perplexable,
This test, this test.
F-plus-able,
This test, this test.

It's the way you study, baby.
It's the way I study, darling, yeah.

(Repeat first chorus)

It's the way you study, baby.
It's the way I study darling, yeah.

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