Threatened to break her neck
Heard all over the net
He’s downward spiralin’
Each rant is more heinous
Screaming like he’s possessed
Not your mom’s Mel Gibson
I can’t stop listenin’
He sounds like Satan

Admissibility
Oksana’s recordings
Mel’s life crisis
Suck discontinuity
Down by the Jacuzzi

Your rep’s wrecked, yes it’s true
But to blame, you just have you
Your tape-recording wife
Well maybe her a little too

This is Mel’s life crisis
It’s a media circus

Once had world’s admirance
Braveheart and the Mad Max
And the Lethal Weapons
Hey does Joe Pesci still act?
But that’s all circlin’
Like a turd down the toilet
Yeah, it’s all circlin’
Someone just flush it

A good attorney
Will be money well spent
Tapes won’t be dismissed
Even if you insist
You’re edited to sound mean

Your fans they turned on you
When you blamed all wars on the Jews
Your mouth produces farts
And your face is scary too


MAD!


MAX!


BAD!


MAN!


Boobs on his wife
Made him pissed
But I thought he liked
Sugartits!


Your agent quit on you
Now only Whoopi’s defending you
Your career has fallen apart
No more Sexiest Man covers for you

You’re really pretty screwed
A racist, bigot, wife-beater too
You’re not what women want
Just bid Hollywood adieu