Song Parodies -> "The Funk Smell's Russell"

Original Song Title:

"Rockerfeller Skank"

Original Performer:

"The Funk Smell's Russell"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Remember the show Stickin' Around? That stick figure cartoon that used to play? Remember the short smelly kid, Russell, who used to stink up the place and only say "WHAT?" This parody is about him. Tried to use different lines to make the song a little less repetitive. And hopefully more humourous.

What's that funk smell?
Oh man, it's Russell. Air rooms out now
Oh man, it's Russell. Awful fumes now
Is that a dead cow? No man, it's Russell.

That funk smell's Russell, quick get out now
Is that a dead skunk? No man, it's Russell.
That foul smell now. Spray rooms, it's Russell.
Quick, get out now. Oh man, it's Russell!

Don't throw up now, that funk smell's Russell
Is that a dead cow? No man, it's Russell
Is that fart foul? No dude, it's Russell
You're real rank brother, take a shower
Funk fumes, funk fumes, funk fumes

Dead soiled sow?
The funk smell's Russell
Bad B.O. now? No man, it's Russell

Go shower pal, the funk smell's bad now
Is that a dead cow? No dude, it's Russell
Rotten sandwich? Oh man, it's Russell
Don't go puke now. The funk smell is Russell
Dude, please go shower

Right about now
We want to vomit, air rooms out now
We don't want to smell it, funky fumes now
Smells like dead cows, gonna puke now
Funk smellin' Russell

Funk smellin' Russell, spray him down now
Funk smellin' Russell, bathe him now
The rank smellin' Russell, scrub him down
Stinks about now

Funk smellin' Russell, stinkin' up now
Funk smellin' Russell, scrub him down now
The funk smellin' Russell, stinks about now
The funk smellin' Russell, bathe right now

Stinks now, right now, bout now
'Bout now, like cows, like sows
Right now

Horrible now
Funk smellin' Russell, scrub him down now
Rank smellin' Russell, spray him down now
Funk smellin' Russell, clean him up now

Funk smellin' Russell, scrub him down now
Rank smellin' Russell, smells like a cow
Funk smellin' Russell, smells like a sow
Putrid smellin' Russell, needs a good scrub

What's that funk smell?
Oh man, it's Russell. Air rooms out now
Oh man, it's Russell. Awful fumes now
Is that a dead cow? No man, it's Russell.

What's that smell?
Cow pies in here? No dude, it's Russell
Funk smellin' Russell, scrub him well now
Rank smellin' Russell, spray him down now
Go shower pal, the funk smell's bad now
Is that a dead cow? No dude, it's Russell
Rotten sandwich? Oh man, it's Russell
Don't go puke now. The funk smell is Russell
Dude, please go shower

Don't throw up now, that funk smell's Russell
Is that a dead cow? No man, it's Russell
Is that fart foul? No dude, it's Russell
You're real rank brother, take a shower
Funk fumes, funk fumes, funk fumes

Blech, dead soiled sow?
Dead cow, soiled sow, rank smell
Funk smell, rank smell, bad smell

John clogged right now?
Right now, soiled sow, dead cow
Right now, smells now, ugh now
Puking right about now, ugh now, sick now

Don't throw up now, that funk smell's Russell
Is that a dead cow? No man, it's Russell
Is that fart foul? No dude, it's Russell
You're real rank brother, take a shower
Funk fumes, funk fumes, funk fumes

Go shower pal, the funk smell's bad now
Is that a dead cow? No dude, it's Russell
Rotten sandwich? Oh man, it's Russell
Don't go puke now. The funk smell is Russell
Dude, please go shower

Was rather tedious by the end of this parody because it just kept repeating. Hopefully you still enjoy it anyway, even if it repeats some of the lyrics.

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