-> "I've Got A Cold"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome To The Fold"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I've Got A Cold"
The Lyrics
My nose is runny!
I cough all day!
An aching tummy!
Bumps on my face!
Hey! My friends don't visit!
They stay away!
I know the reasons!
They'll get this way!
I just gotta lay myself down
in bed all day
Get myself some cough syrup
and try to drink this cold away
I never felt it coming
and I felt A-Okay
But now, I feel so yucky
and I'm not....A...O...KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This cold's pathetic!
I feel like sh*t!
I think I'm hotter!
Feel my forehead!
Oh, for four days I have suffered!
I'm dying here!
I just gotta lay myself down
in bed all day
Get myself some chicken soup
and try to eat my cold away
I never felt it coming
and I felt A-Okay
But now, I feel so yucky
and I'm not....A...O...KAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My body feels broken down
I'm in such bad, bad shape
I know it is the cold season
but can't it get off my case?
Go get my inhaler now, yeah
I'm needing a hit
I'm continually wheezin'
Oh, I....hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mama, give me my medicine...
Mama, give me my medicine...
Mama, give me my medicine...
The one that makes me feel better
Mama, give me my medicine...
Mama, give me my medicine...
The one that makes me feel so well...
Well....and not so yuck....ee
Mama, give me my medicine that makes me feel not so yucky
Mama, give me my medicine that makes me feel not so yucky
Mama, give me your medicine that makes me feel not so YUCKY!!!!!
YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never felt it coming
and I felt A-Okay
But now, I feel so yucky
Will I ever be okay....AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!
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