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Song Parodies -> "Near You"
Original Song Title:
"See You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Foo Fighters
Parody Song Title:
"Near You"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
Three boats have driven to free me
I celebrate this as my only udder I hit you thirty nine times but hey Good news i'm near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
Near you-ooo-ooooo-ou
I broke my Chris Moyles today I hated him with much disgust
2000 times a year
Radio 1 is assholed near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
Near you-ooo-oooo-oooh-ooh
Ah, ooh
Waaah, ooh
I'm thinking of Mark Lamarr until Sean Hughes comes as a dick
I am remembered for
being such a dildo in between Clint Boon
Clint came into sing 'Saturn 5'
Blew off my Hacienda records then
But this I yearly you
I am near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
oooh-ah-oooh-ah-oooh-ooooh-ah Oooh-ah-oooh-ah-ooh
Yeah
Boom boom
I celebrate this as my only udder I hit you thirty nine times but hey Good news i'm near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
Near you-ooo-ooooo-ou
I broke my Chris Moyles today I hated him with much disgust
2000 times a year
Radio 1 is assholed near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
Near you-ooo-oooo-oooh-ooh
Ah, ooh
Waaah, ooh
I'm thinking of Mark Lamarr until Sean Hughes comes as a dick
I am remembered for
being such a dildo in between Clint Boon
Clint came into sing 'Saturn 5'
Blew off my Hacienda records then
But this I yearly you
I am near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
Near you
oooh-ah-oooh-ah-oooh-ooooh-ah Oooh-ah-oooh-ah-ooh
Yeah
Boom boom
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So, does anyone on this site know chris moyles
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