Been a while since I had wa-ages
So I've tried all ni-ight
To find a position, both i-in print and onli-i-ine
But the process is kinda stu-upid
Cause it seems half the ti-ime
They want more experience tha-an I've been ali-i-ive

I'm searchin' for a job that pa-ays me
More than enough to get by-y
But it seems "minimu-um wage" is a lie-ie-ie
Not livin' in my mother's ba-asement
So the bills, they multiply-y
So I'm angry that decent work, can't fi-i-ind

Almost half of the voca-ations
Are too far to dri-ive
Meager pay just ain't worth the three-ee ho-ur bus ri-i-ide
And then they say that I should get a Business degree, why-y?
That course takes six months, I don't rea-eally have the-e-e time

All I want is a decent wa-age, please
Somethin' simple, nine to fi-ive
Can't promise good work i-if the shift's at ni-i-ight
None of these ads have informa-ation
That wouldn't make me decli-ine
They'd give me no chance to get work, I cry-y-y
At times cause I can't find good work, dude

Tried to search on Seek, disappointing when it loa-oads
Other websites likewise blo-ow
Could try networking, but I doubt it'll work, no-o
Don't have many friends, you know

Should know my luck is far from grea-eat, please
So could you not patroni-ise
And say "I'm sure you ca-an find work, just try-y-y"
I've got my share of irrita-ation
Lookin' through these damn job si-ites
Yeah, I guess I snapped, I'm sorry, dude

Say you've found a job? Explai-ain, please
That's ho-urly wage? Oh my-y
I can walk that dista-ance, easy as pie-ie-ie
Don't care if it's a fast food sta-ation
Half the menu, I don't li-ike
Any job will do, and this will do fi-i-ine
Cross my fingers that when I do apply
I don't get ditched cause of the drug fumes