my best friend, is completely insane,
my best friend, is completely insane,
my best friend, is completely insane,
my best friend, is completely insane,

buddy can i come over,
to your house ( to your house)
play video games,
and rip up your mom's only blouse (only blouse)
then he brought up the question,
do you want to make nukes? (make some nukes)
or do you want to eat stuff
till we puke (till we puke)

you know im not that kind of guy
im not that good with tools
hey whatcha doin with that paint
dont mess with any pools!

my best friends, gone completely insane
hes only 10, and he's smoking cocaine,
buddy cant you see, youre driving everyone crazy,
i hate to tell you this but,
you have gone completely insane.

my best friend, is completely insane,
my best friend, is completely insane,

buddy put that knife down,
you are getting weird (getting weird)
you are losing control
I think you had to much beer (too much beer)
I think you need to calm down
you just killed a dog (killed a dog)
i guess it was a bit better than
when you ate that frog (ate that frog)

I think you need some therapy
you're drinking where you pee,
and i almost fainted
when i saw you mooning me!

my best friends, gone completely insane
hes only 10, and he's smoking cocaine,
buddy cant you see, youre driving everyone crazy,
i hate to tell you this but,
you have gone completely insane.

my best friends, gone completely insane
hes only 10, and he's smoking cocaine,
buddy cant you see, youre driving everyone crazy,
i hate to tell you this but,
you have gone completely insane.