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Song Parodies -> "Weight of the Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Way of the Girl"
Original Performer:
Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines
Parody Song Title:
"Weight of the Girl"
Parody Written by:
Mick Terry
The Lyrics
From the much vilified (but still strong) concept album, Chris Gaines Greatest Hits ...
She's got that fat that surrounds her
so she won't have to put out-.
Two hundred eighty-three pounder:
keep your distance, no doubt---.
She's the sweetest of faces;
you might be so inclined---.
Her butt takes two parking spaces,
so you don't pay her no mind----.
It's just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL,
just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL.
It's just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL,
just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL.
She'd have much more money.
She'd get much more love----.
She builds up her back porch
'til it's just too big to shove----.
CHORUS x2
so she won't have to put out-.
Two hundred eighty-three pounder:
keep your distance, no doubt---.
She's the sweetest of faces;
you might be so inclined---.
Her butt takes two parking spaces,
so you don't pay her no mind----.
It's just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL,
just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL.
It's just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL,
just the WEIGHT OF THE GIRL.
She'd have much more money.
She'd get much more love----.
She builds up her back porch
'til it's just too big to shove----.
CHORUS x2
Weight of the Girl Copyright © 2014 MickTerry.com
Parody of Way of the Girl as sung by Garth Brooks as fictitious rocker, Chris Gaines,
original words & music written by Gordon Kennedy Copyright © 1999.
Parody of Way of the Girl as sung by Garth Brooks as fictitious rocker, Chris Gaines,
original words & music written by Gordon Kennedy Copyright © 1999.
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You shouldn't talk about your wife that way!!!
Heavy duty. 5's.
Hey, I know that song. Didn't realize too many other people did. Thought it was highly despised & rejected by mainstream country. Too radical a departure? Great album, really. Great song. Great parody.
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