Song Parodies -> "I Can't Fight"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Dance"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I Can't Fight"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is another wrestling song viewed from anyone who lost in the WWE.

Hot lights beamin' down, I'm startin' to sweat in the ring.
Vince McMahon doesn't care, if I get beaten after hearin' a ding .
I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!

Brock Lesnar has a bird-sized brain
I get so nervous cause he represents pain.
Paul Heyman doesn't care,
if Brock Lesnar hits me hard with a steel chair.
Cause' I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!

Oh, and every fight is a big disgrace
Every fight has no holds barred.

Big Show's choke-slammin' me.
That guy's beatin' me, this fight is so uneasy
No fight will become better
And I didn't expect to see the Undertaker .
But I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!

Oh, and every fight is a big disgrace
VInce McMahon just keeps getting mad
A strong chairman with an angry face, uh-oh.

I can't fight! I can't win!
I just don't have enough strength and might
I can't punch! I can't kick!
I just keep losin' in every hardcore night!

Now, I must quit.
No, I can't fight.
No, no, no, I can't fight.
No, I said I can't win.
I guess I'll quit.

This is kinda similar to "Weird Al"'s "I Lost On Jeopardy."

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