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Song Parodies -> "Bad Magician"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Religion"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Godsmack
Parody Song Title:
"Bad Magician"
Parody Written by:
S.T.G.
The Lyrics
This is my (poor) but come-back into parodies.
I'm Bad!
I just feel that I'm not like Houdini.
Can't even do card tricks.
I just shiver, when I do a magic trick.
Pulling bunnies out of top hats.
Oh I'm a bad magician,
In the suburb area.
Get new applications,
So I can get a new damn job!
Houdini died from a magic trick,
Died because he was too dumb.
Can you see that I can't even do an illusion?
I'd be a great McDonald's employee.
Oh, I'm a bad magician,
Hired at the last minute.
Got new applications,
So I can get a new damn job.
I'm a bad magician,
Who can't do anything, yeah.
I'm the worst magician.
Yeah.
(Guitar Solo)
Don't you see it?
I get fired from jobs everyday.
I should quit this major.
It's too much for my brain.
(Yes this is gay)
This is gay!
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just feel that I'm not like Houdini.
Can't even do card tricks.
I just shiver, when I do a magic trick.
Pulling bunnies out of top hats.
Oh I'm a bad magician,
In the suburb area.
Get new applications,
So I can get a new damn job!
Houdini died from a magic trick,
Died because he was too dumb.
Can you see that I can't even do an illusion?
I'd be a great McDonald's employee.
Oh, I'm a bad magician,
Hired at the last minute.
Got new applications,
So I can get a new damn job.
I'm a bad magician,
Who can't do anything, yeah.
I'm the worst magician.
Yeah.
(Guitar Solo)
Don't you see it?
I get fired from jobs everyday.
I should quit this major.
It's too much for my brain.
(Yes this is gay)
This is gay!
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Biography for the bad magician:He gets fired from every job he works at. (As a magician)Being a magician is his career.He wants to quit.That is all.(I know it sucked but it's been awhile since I've written)
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