-> "Supermass"
Original Song Title:
"Superman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Supermass"
Parody Written by:
Rodrigo Salazar
The Lyrics
So here I am
eating everything I can
To bite in all to what I can
To prove that I´m the supermass
I´m tryin to keep
My weight on the feet
It seems my ass is farting
all around here
The fridge will work on
I´m eating my lunch
I try to eat the Hersheys
more than Veggies
And I´m not confused
about what to chew
Sometimes I wanna eat
my food again
So here I am
paying food with lots of dimes
But gettin fatter all the time
Eating pizza in my mind
So here I am
eating everything I can
To bite in all to what I can
To prove that I´m the supermass
I´m tryin to eat
I don´t pay the tips
My ass is gettin wider
every minute
What could I ignore?
Damn, my weight is not good
I know I run the circles
Just to lose weight
And I´m so confused
about what to do
From now I wanna lose
my weight today
Spewing everything inside
Feeling weak I just know why
Telling me I have to change
Telling me to lose my weight
What if all that I can do
Is just eat and end the bowl
So I´ll have to pay 5 grand
Surgery to not be wide
to not be wide, wide
So here I am
Drinking Gatorades all time
But eating Hersheys all the time
Think I´m not fat in my mind
So here I am
doing everything I can
To practice sports to not feel fat
Forgeting I was supermass
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