-> "Superman"
Original Song Title:
"Superman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Superman"
The Lyrics
So here I am
Saving every shot I can
Holdin' on to what I can
Tell coach I'm not his superman
I'm tryin' to keep
The ice 'neath my feet
It seems some pucks are fallin' down around me
The nights are long
I'm singin' this song
To try and get the coach to want to pull me
And I'm so confused about what to do
Sometimes I wanna ask coach for a trade
So here I am
Getting tired every night
Underprotected every night
Even survival's just a fight
And here I am
Saving every shot I can
Holdin' on to what I can
Tell coach I'm not his superman
When the goal horn will screech
On too long of a leash
The clock is ticking slower every minute
My team can't do more
It's becoming a bore
I know I'm getting tired but I can't quit
And I'm so confused about what to do
Sometimes I wanna ask coach for a trade
Opponents everywhere in sight
Where's my D? I don't feel right
This has really got to change
No one here is drinking age
But if all that I can do
Is just sit and watch pucks go
To this team I'll say good-bye
On the plane I get to fly
I want to Flyyyyyyyyyy!
So here I am
Growin' older all the time
Lookin' older all the time
Feelin' younger in my mind
And here I am
Saving every shot I can
Holdin' on to what I can
Tell coach I'm not his superman
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