Taking my whole family...on a road trip so we can see
various landmarks and scenery.
Then I hear from the backseat...my kid screaming at me
"Daddy! Oh daddy! I have to...pee!"

He starts the pulling on my shirt...claiming soon he's gonna squirt.
Why can't he just hold it in?
If there was ever a contest...to site the most annoying pest,
I think my son would surely win......he would win....

Five miles till we exit the freeway.
We're not making leeway...not making leeway...
Hey honey? On our next road trip,
We'll hire someone...that can watch our kids.

Did you know that when your children reach a certain age,
They think they have to fill their Mom and Dad with rage.
No matter how much you try, you can't ignore them.

Did you know that, "Are we there yet?" is a common phrase
You'll be hearing till their final juvenile days.
As long as you keep your cool, you won't go...nuts.

I've been driving for three days. Now I'm sick of all the ways
That my children drive me mad.
Whenever my kids get upset, why do they feel they have to get
Attention from their angry dad...angry dad...

Five miles till we exit the freeway.
We're not making leeway...not making leeway...
Hey honey? On our next road trip,
We'll hire someone...that can watch our kids.

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