-> "Die"
Original Song Title:
"Slide"
Parody Song Title:
"Die"
The Lyrics
Hear me whisper in your ear
The sting you're gonna feel;
There's nothing you can do
To stop its coming.
When you go, you go alone;
No matter who you are,
One day it all just halts:
You might get taken where you are;
Or one day not wake up at all;
but somehow, you'll die!
Yeah, well you're gonna die!
Can't come back when you've been killed;
The good you've never known
You'll never know at all
When life disowns you.
Overthrows us all, you know:
A Martian and Earthman
Will both end up the same;
Can't get around it.
Just can't escape it, there you are;
You can't do anything at all;
That's why you will die!
(Ooh, die!)
You can't do anything when the destruction is complete:
You're in pieces; you are disgusting; that's all!
Oh, hey,
Take a look around you.
What you see is what you are:
And what you are is earthworm food.
Oh, hey,
(If you're) gonna get buried, you'll rot away.
(Ooh, ooh!)
(Ooh, ooh...)
We can't do anything, the slaughter's thorough and complete:
Every species, this destruction takes all!
Oh, hey,
Take a look around you.
You can see you won't get far,
'Cause all we are is earthworm food;
Oh, hey,
(Either) gonna get buried, or blown away!
When you don't wake up, there you are.
(You can't do anything.)
(You die!)
You can't do anything when your destruction is complete:
(You die!)
The "release" is worse than nothing that all!
(You die!)
We can't do anything, our slaughter's thorough and complete:
(You die!)
We'll be pieces, we'll be nothing at all
(Oh, oh, we'll die!)
We'll die and then we'll meet what lies beyond the things we knew
(Yeah, die!)
You're gonna die and meet your doom;
We'll die and meet our doom;
We'll be done away, done away, done away...
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