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Song Parodies -> "Pyromania"

Original Song Title:

"Evilmainya"

Original Performer:

Grace Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Pyromania"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

The fact that there are so many English words ending in “-mania” makes this song an especially ripe candidate for parody. Maybe it could even be the next Rhythm Steps.
Pyromania, I’m gonna burn your world
So amazing, fires blazing
That I set. Oops!

I incinerate buildings all across the state
From towns to farms, you hear alarms
A searing threat!

[He’s so full of pyromania, like that devil from Tasmania]
Yes I’m the king, the king of pyromania!

Here’s a dumpster full of trash, I’ll burn it all to ash
A stoking, smoking, choking thick black cloud
I can even light my fart, but that’s not my favorite art
I’d rather torch big stuff, can’t get enough

[He’s so full of pyromania, like that nightclub in Romania]
Yes I’m the king, the king of pyromania!
I’m the king, the king of pyromania!
I’m the king, the king of pyromania!
Here is the original song on YouTube. Yes, that’s a giant evil cobra with hips, voiced by Grace Jones, serenading an army of assorted baddies who for some reason include dancing Klansmen and rollerskating Nazis. And it’s from a (commercially unsuccessful) children’s movie about an anthropomorphic frog who works as a secret agent. You don’t see stuff like that every day!

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g_randomperson - June 05, 2024 - Report this comment
At first I thought it was going to be about one of Def Leppard's best albums.

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