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Song Parodies -> "Kleptomania"

Original Song Title:

"Evilmainya"

Original Performer:

Grace Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Kleptomania"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Kleptomania, I’m gonna steal your purse
Gonna nab it and grab it
Then I’ll dash. Bye!

I will steal your watch
Do you see my bulging crotch?
My undies hide the loot safe inside
Got quite a stash

[He’s so full of kleptomania, like a burglar in Romania]
Yes I’m the king, the king of kleptomania!

When I was a little boy, I stole big brother’s toy
He’d check me, deck me, wreck me, if he’d known
But I never got found out, ‘cause I’m sneaky, there’s no doubt
See all your jewelry shine, well now it’s mine!

[He’s so full of kleptomania, like a mugger in Albania]
Yes I’m the king, the king of kleptomania!
Yes I’m the king, the king of kleptomania!
Yes I’m the king, the king of kleptomania!

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