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Song Parodies -> "Stalingrad"

Original Song Title:

"Excursion Around The Bay"

Original Performer:

Great Big Sea

Parody Song Title:

"Stalingrad"

Parody Written by:

Bret Waldner

The Lyrics

Well, it was on that Sunday morning,
The day be calm and fine;
Ol' Hitler made us attack,
A town far from the Rhine;
The boy's, we were all weary,
As the soldiers did appear;
I saw a Ruskie shoot my friend,
Clean, right through the ear!

Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!

We had just about a million,
Aryan's on our side;
They did make their defence,
But we stormed right through the line;
Myself being in front,
Ammo flying by my head;
I guess I just got lucky,
When I didn't turn up dead!

Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!

My friend, he got no better,
So his rations I did take;
They were only filled with candy,
No food but dried out steak;
We had no time to bury him,
We drew to a stalemate;
The Russians made a pocket,
And sniped our men to fate!

Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!


We sent for re-enforcements,
But at no time did they come;
We were getting hammered,
Morale was below my bum;
We shot everything that we could see,
But still they would not stop;
You'd stick your head above some rocks,
And then you'd hear a POP!

Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!

Mein Fuher did not help us,
But for death we did not fear;
The Ruskies were coming closer,
The end was drawing near;
So, the boys and I, we decided,
We were not going to win this fight;
We were gonna go surrended,
And end our hard-fought plight!

Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!

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chris b - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
i thought the overall concept was genius.. some contradictions and other ideas and how it was actually carried out kind of lost me along the way.. but that could just be me.

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