-> "Stalingrad"
Original Song Title:
"Excursion Around The Bay"
Parody Song Title:
"Stalingrad"
Parody Written by:
Bret Waldner
The Lyrics
Well, it was on that Sunday morning,
The day be calm and fine;
Ol' Hitler made us attack,
A town far from the Rhine;
The boy's, we were all weary,
As the soldiers did appear;
I saw a Ruskie shoot my friend,
Clean, right through the ear!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!
We had just about a million,
Aryan's on our side;
They did make their defence,
But we stormed right through the line;
Myself being in front,
Ammo flying by my head;
I guess I just got lucky,
When I didn't turn up dead!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!
My friend, he got no better,
So his rations I did take;
They were only filled with candy,
No food but dried out steak;
We had no time to bury him,
We drew to a stalemate;
The Russians made a pocket,
And sniped our men to fate!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!
We sent for re-enforcements,
But at no time did they come;
We were getting hammered,
Morale was below my bum;
We shot everything that we could see,
But still they would not stop;
You'd stick your head above some rocks,
And then you'd hear a POP!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!
Mein Fuher did not help us,
But for death we did not fear;
The Ruskies were coming closer,
The end was drawing near;
So, the boys and I, we decided,
We were not going to win this fight;
We were gonna go surrended,
And end our hard-fought plight!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain cry,
Oh me, Oh my! I think we're gonna die!
Oh me, Oh my! I heard the Captain say,
We're gonna have to kill them, there is no other way!
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