I'm lost in this confusion
As I speak fast through this tune
You'll soon have a conclusion
In this song we sound like loons

You're gonna have a head-ache
If you do not soon cease
All of this lyrical crap
That makes no sense as you'll see
Yes we will hash out a bash
Trash religion to a beat
Well we may have a good flow
Thinkin' big words are so neat
Can't understand our grunts
Though you have heard this song a bunch
They say there's no such thing as Zion
I had a caffeine pill for lunch
Rhyme the word off with off
It's a breath for which I yearn
We'll express our frustration
'bout what ya can't discern
This fire is burnin'
What's that line about bro?
It's okay no one will notice until we're old

Damn that was a nice stall
Think my voice is now dead
I'll quote somethin' 'bout dancing Use half rhymes like edge
We cannot be silenced
Through this whole flippin' song
And it's good that I'm not baggin' groc'ries

Because I love to shout
'Cause rock's how I get paid
I'm tryin' to be poetic
'Bout how the church betrayed

Now we are speeding while speaking
Though sometimes it sounds more like we're shrieking
One more time we will be repeating
Because the next verse I am still tweaking

Welcome to the Jungle gave us lots of cash flow
and then it's Paradise City
We were on a roll

This was flat

Off the shelves our albums flew
Though Axl's patience had worn thin
Idolized Freddy Mercury
But Fred would never rhyme in with in
Ax's not homophobic
Wait did I hear something wrong?
That song "One In a Million"
Check again-ah-nope
You must've wrote that when you stayed up long

All the lyrics are still speeding
When we're done Advil we will be needing
We've rocked with Iron Maiden, ears bleeding!
But St. Louis you best not be reading. . .

Most organized rock legends make
An album once one gets old
We like to make fans wait for us
'til our cash is low
The speed we are speaking is a way to safe guard
That this song is just a filler tune Meant to make our album whole

At fans I'm jumping when I'm losin' control
and then my microphone I'll drop
This game gets old
When you hear "Garden of Eden"
(I'm not trash talkin' to make Axl hate me-no I'm just pokin' fun you hear)
Said we're almost done acting like heathens
and it's all just a part of the rock biz
Now I know that some fans will be seething
This fire is burnin', damn that line is so old
If it's still burning you can stop then drop and roll