Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, oh-oh-oh yeah-eah

I've got one good pair of jea-eans
So I don't need any mo-ore
Don't be an a-arse, an arse to me-e
You-ou know I-I balk at tho-ose denim sto-oo-ores

Balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-oo-ores, hey, hey, hey, he-ey-yeah
Balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-oo-ores
Ooh, balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-oo-ores, ooh-ooh-oh-oh-yeah
Balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-o-o-oo-o-o-ores, eh-ee-hey-yeah-eah-eah

Ooh-oh-woah-oh-woah-oh yeah-ee-yeah
Woah yeah-ee-yeah, ow

Near ten thousand denim things 'round (ooh-ooh)
Jackets, skirts, shorts, shoes and mo-ore (ooh-ooh)
Bringin' me down, wastin' time now (ooh-ooh)
Ca-an't I kee-eep balkin' a-at denim sto-oo-ores (ooh-ooh)?

Balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-oo-ores, hey, hey, hey, he-ey-yeah
Balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-oo-ores, uh
Balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-oo-ores, ooh-oh-yeah
Balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-o-oo-ores, eh-ee-yeah-yeah-eah

Ooh-woah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I feel like I'm 'bout two seconds from hipster transformation, man
Who needs a store this damn specific? I don't know
Oh god, are those socks denim? I'm leavin', man
You can buy what you want, but that's my limit, must fly, goodbye

Balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-oo-ores, hey, hey, hey, he-ey-yeah
Balk-balk-balkin' at denim sto-ores
Balk-balk-balkin' a-at deni-im stores, ooh-ooh, yeah
Balk-balk-balkin' at denim sto-ores
Ooh, balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-oo-ores, mmm-mmm-mmm, no-o, no, mmm-mmm-mmm, no-o-whoa-oo-whoa
Balk-balk-balkin' at denim sto-ores
Balk-balk-balkin' at denim sto-oo-ores, mmm-no-o, no, mmm-mmm-mmm, no-o-whoa-no
Balk-balk-balkin' at denim sto-ores, ooh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, yeah-eah
Balk-balk-balkin' at denim sto-ores
Balk-balk-balkin' at denim sto-oo-ores, oh-ooh-oh yeah
Balk-balk-balkin' at denim sto-ores
Balk-balk-balkin' a-at denim sto-ores, ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
Whoa-ooh, oh, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Ow