I like to go sing some karaok',
Relax, have a drink, and light a smoke.
Then the brand new words roll off my tongue,
"Cause I like singing words that I've never sung.

I will try to tickle your funny bone,
And there's not a lyric that I'll leave alone.
Even though my voice is badly sprung -
I still like singing words that I've never sung.


(Really good Dixieland chorus like in the original)


I have got a musician's sense of time.
I can always make my improvs rhyme.
Once I do it - it never comes unstrung,
'Cause I like singing words that I've never sung.

I'll make up a parody every day.
I just with that I could make it pay.
Even though my voice sounds like horse dung,
You'll see me singing words that I've never sung.