Song Parodies -> "It's Crap"

Original Song Title:

"MMMBop"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"It's Crap"

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The Lyrics

Saw Hanson recently on cable doing a concert with all their old hits. I hated them then and even now they suck w/o the blonde hair. It was just pathetic looking at all the older women in that crowd who had drooled over these blonde kids back when. But then again there is no shortage of dumb girls to buy music off cute girly-looking guys. I find it hypocritical of women that look at such teen boy singers with lust (like Justin Bieber) and it's OK, but older men looking at teen girl singers are perverts??? I wrote this song because to me it was crap then and is crap now...

No, no, no, no, no
Way!

We only had so many top pop songs to write
And yes, we wrote them so fast
But dumb girls will buy from blonde guys
Even when the material is crap!
Oh yeah
It‘s just plain old crap, yeah

Oh
We didn’t care, we just put it out there
No shortage of dumb girls that are out there
Who cares about vocals when we have blonde hair
Tell me, is this really fair?
Not really, but we just don’t care!
Blonde hair!!!

It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo,
Yeah
It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo,
Yeah

Oh yes
Biggest crap we’ve done
Yet-yeah

Sorry fans, but that’s just the way it goes
Who cares if this song really flows
As long as our fan base really grows
We lack talent and it shows
We lack talent and it shows
Shows, I suppose

It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo, yeah
It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo, yeah

Oh
Yeah oh

Though it is crap, we’re blonde
Oh yeah oh
Though it is crap, we’re blonde
Dumb girls just stare at our hair
Though it is crap, we’re blonde
Dumb girls just stare at our hair
Though it is crap, we’re blonde
Dumb girls just stare at our hair
Though it is crap, we’re blonde
Dumb girls just stare at our hair
Until we lose our hair
Oh
But we don't care

It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo, yeah
It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo, yeah

Yeah
Oh yeah, Oh-no!
We didn’t care, we just put it out there
No shortage of dumb girls that are out there
Who cares about vocals when we have blonde hair
Tell me, is this really fair?
Not really, but we just don’t care!
Blonde hair!!!

It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo, yeah
It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo, swear

Can you smell it? no
No you can't 'cause you’re shallow
Can you smell it? no
Another stupid fan, shallow
Can you smell it? no
(Watch our blonde hair freely flow)
No you can't 'cause you’re shallow
Can you smell it? no
(Pardon us if we steal this show)
Another stupid fan, shallow
Can you smell it? no
(got your cash now we must go)
No you can't 'cause you’re shallow
Can you smell it? no
Another stupid fan, shallow
Oh yeah
Another stupid fan, shallow
So shallow
So shallow, Oh-no!

It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo, yeah
It‘s crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Poo-poo crap, doo-doo-dung crap
Doo-doo, swear

Oh
Can you smell it? no
No you can't 'cause you’re shallow
Can you smell it? no
Another stupid fan, shallow
Can you smell it? no
No you can't 'cause you’re shallow
Can you smell it?
Another stupid fan, shallow

It’s just crap you know!!!
It’s just crap you know!!!
It’s just crap you know!!!
It’s just crap you know!!!

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Max Power - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment

They were the Justin Biebers of their time, same feminine vocals and blonde hairs with huge fan base made up of tweens. Nothing changed.

WCJ - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment

Personally, I like Hanson, but to each his own... ;-) Still, great parody Rob! 555! :-)

Rob Arndt - October 26, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks MP and WCJ... the lyrics were hard on this one and the chorus doesn't flow like what they sang...

Porfle Popnecker - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment

How dare you make fun of my favorite band!!! (Just kidding...5's!)

Rob Arndt - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment

Wanna know something crazy? Even though I hated Hanson in the '90s when I was losing hair... I had LONG blonde shining hair like them from 5th to 9th grade!!! Often mistaken as a female from behind, I wanted to be a rock star, but that was short-lived!!! My mom would NOT allow me to practice with the local garage band RFS. Perhaps it was better that way as RFS never made it, playing only locally and then they were torn apart due to relationship problems.

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