-> "I Will Vote For You"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Come to You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Will Vote For You"
The Lyrics
CHORUS
Though George Bush will try to confine you
And John Kerry will try to define you
I will vote for you
Oh, I will vote for you
When Clinton's getting horny
You won't have to reach out for me
I will vote for you
Oh, I will vote for you
Sometimes when presidents may have seen better days
And you don't know how or why, but marriages have gotten gay
Have no fear when Uncle Sam's calling
Cause George Dubya still seems appauling
And I swear I'll be there come Election Day
CHORUS
Cause even if Colin can't get it together
And we'll be waiting for Chaney forever
And I swear that I'll be there come Election Day
When the war is kind of corny
You won't have to reach out for me
I will vote for you
Oh, I will vote for you
And even if Monica's who he turns to
Clinton, it's still a one night stand
So if you feel that Kerry's campaign is dying
And George Dubya keeps on trying to cover his lying
I'll reach out and put ten votes in the ballot box for you, ooh
CHORUS
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