-> "Word Salad"
Original Song Title:
"She's Talking Again"
Original Performer:
Henry Phillips
Parody Song Title:
"Word Salad"
The Lyrics
[Word Salad 1]
“You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?”
“I grew up understanding the children of the community are the children of the community”
“You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you”
“We must work together. Work together. To see where we are headed, where we are going and our vision of where we should be. But also see it as a moment to, yes. Together, address the challenges and to work on the opportunities that are presented by this moment”
“You need to be able to go where you need to go if you want to go there and do the work you are supposed to do when you arrive…”
[Verse 1]
She’s talking again, I see her on my tv
She’s talking again, this is embarrassing
I look at my friends, we think she’s psycho
Cause she’s talking and talking and talking; she couldn’t chew gum while walking
[Verse 2]
She’s talking again, how inane can you get
She’s talking again, this stuff gets me upset
She’s talking again, wish that I could forget
She’s talking and talking and talking; this imbecile is quite shocking
[Chorus 1]
Is she doing cocaine
Our country’s down the drain
The scarecrow had more brains
This shiz is crazy cause she’s talking and talking and talking; sounds like a parrot that’s squawking
[Word Salad 2]
“Culture is--- it is a reflection of our moment in our time, right? And in present culture is the way we express how we’re feeling about the moment.”
The significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is a great significance to the passage of time.”
“What else do we know about this population, 18 through 24? They are stupid.”
“I think the first part of this issue that should be articulated is AI is kind of a funny thing first of all it’s two letters it means Artificial Intelligence but ultimately… it’s about machine learning”
[Verse 3]
She’s talking again, about technology
She’s talking again, sounds like hieroglyph-y
She’s talking again, Joe owes apology
She’s talking and talking and talking; So sad, this lady is barking
[Verse 4]
She’s talking again, Joe got her number from a mutual friend
She dropped from the race but made VEEP in the end
She’s super lazy and she’s talking and talking and talking; she’s Biden's Border Tsar flopping
[Chorus 2]
This broad must be insane
Her voice causes me pain
I wish she would refrain
She’s just so nasally and she’s talking and talking and talking; why can’t she ever stop talking
[Bridge]
What in the hell did she try to say
The same dumb shit she said yesterday
I’m gonna get a migraine, it’s driving me insane
Because she’s talking
[Word Salad 3]
“But we all watched the television coverage of just yesterday. That’s on top of everything else that we know and don’t know yet, based on what we’ve just been able to see. And because we’ve seen it, or not, doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened.”
“So, Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that’s wrong, and it goes against everything That we stand for.”
“With us in government. We campaign with Thee Plan! Uppercase T uppercase P thee plan! And then the environment is such that we’re expected to defend thee plan!”
“Elections matter. And when folks vote, they order what they want --- and in this case they got what they asked for. I went off script a little bit.”
[Verse 5]
She’s talking again, about the government
She’s talking again, the border, she never went
She’s talking again, how can she get away
She’s talking and talking and talking; I see she’s candle scent hawking
[Verse 1 reprise]
She’s talking again, I see her on my tv
She’s talking again, this is embarrassing
I look at my friends, we think she’s psycho
Cause she’s talking and talking and talking; she couldn’t chew gum while walking
[Chorus 3]
I’m gonna go insane
I’m in horrific pain
She must be on cocaine
I think I need some
Cause she’s talking and talking and talking; word salad spew on sidewalk-ing
[Outro]
She’s talking again
She’s talking again
She’s talking again
She’s talking and talking and talking; her husband is nanny stalking
She’s talking again
She’s talking again
She’s talking again
She’s talking and talking and talking; I think she might be sleepwalking
She’s talking again
[Word Salad 4]
“I love Hanukkah because it really is about the light, and bringing light where there has been darkness. And there is so much work to be done in the world, to bring light.”
"We invested an additional $12 billion into community banks, because we know community banks are in the community, and understand the needs and desires of that community as well as the talent and capacity of community."
“It is time for us to be doing what we have been doing. And that time is every day. Every day it is time for us to agree that there are things and tools that are available to us to slow this thing down.”
“So here’s the thing: Who doesn’t love a yellow school bus, right? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus, right? Just — there’s something about the — and — and most of us, many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right? And it’s part of — it’s part of our — our experience growing up.”
“I’m going to confess: I love Venn diagrams. You know, those three — if you’re ever like in a moment of conflict, pull out a Venn diagram.”
“I’m a gun owner too. If somebody breaks into my house, they’re getting shot. I probably should not have said that. My staff will deal with that later.”
“I can imagine what can be, and be unburdened by what has been.”
“Don’t come, don’t come.”
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