James Bond is cooler
Then these ‘spy’ wannabes
Has lusty ladies
In his filmography

Just… Give this man a ribbon!
Al….though he’s slapping women!
His… Sexiness ain’t hidden (Wow!)

The man can live twice
And die another day!
Hot chicks release their bras
Money he’s gotten!

Yeah… Bring that to the banker!
Sign… Your name as “Moonraker!”
This… Man is old and crusty now!

Name’s “Bond, James Bond” fires ‘Flame Guns’
Damn, Already I’m impressed!
From Q he’s aided with weapons, cars and goods
He feels no fear fighting Hugo Drax
His life is thrilling hits up the bar now
“Just one Martini shaken and not stirred”
Survives the carnage remaining stressless
“Want me to talk?” “No, I want you to die!”

In Russia makes love
With Pussy Galore
He’d better wrap it
That name just spells “Whore”

Hey! Sean please don’t get naked!
“My… Dear note that I faked it!”
Talk… About a ‘View to Kill’

As Goldfinger his slaps linger
Looking so svelte in brand new tux
Might dodge a bullet like ‘The Matrix’
V12 Vanquish that car has vanished
Wears brass knuckles to bash your nose in
Chicks want to bang him, but then their guns will blast
Took off sailing straight through roof’s panel wood
And now he’s prepared to serve up some “Whoop-Ass”

It’s for your eyes only
The body count is steep
I want to be this creep!