Chocolate
Or sugar on your waffle?
It's fresh-baked
It's not frozen, here's your waffle
You get sweet
You get potato kinds of waffle
There's BirdsEye
Or maybe McCain's for your waffle

And now
You're munching down, 'cause the pastry's good
And you've never found such a tasty food
In your mouth, it's going do-own

Chocolate
Sauce or sugar on your waffle?
It's square
Or a rectangle, both are beautiful
Yummy
An afternoon treat is a waffle
You'll eat
I swear to God you'll eat this waffle

And now
I'm forcing it down; it's good for you
I don't care if your face is turning blue
Eat a waffle now, you must

Hey, I didn't want it to hurt
The waffles are divine
I'll run away, tonight
With my waffles

You're dead
From choking on a waffle
It's your fault
Now you are so full of waffle
It's on your coat
It's everywhere because it's waffle
A waffle
A waffle waffle waffle waffle

Oh, death by waffle would be sublime
Oh, death by waffle, wish it were mine

If the world is awful
Then how d'you explain the wa-affle?
If the world is awful
Then how d'you explain the wa-affle?

Chocolate
Or sugar on your waffle?
It's square
Or a rectangle, both are beautiful