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Song Parodies -> "Hold My Hat"

Original Song Title:

"Hold My Hand"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hootie & The Blowfish

Parody Song Title:

"Hold My Hat"

Parody Written by:

Phil Nelson

The Lyrics

Wrote this a while ago but never submitted it here. Inspired by a true story.
There's a lot of wind and some rain pouring
I'm walkin through this water
While I carry these things

My hat's blowin off, don't want to lose it
Could you pick that up for me
And hold my cool new hat

'Cause you have a free hand now, oh
'Cause I wanna run inside

Yes indeed, you could wear my cap tight
With your head down, your hair windswept
You could wear it tonight

I want it back, just help me out right here,
Just hold my hat Melissa
Ignore that running deer cause

You have a free hand now
You have a free hand now
'Cause we gotta run inside
Won't you let me run inside here

Hold My Hat
Want you to hold my hat
Hold my hat
And put it in a place where it can be
Hold my hat
Anywhere that you want to because
I wanna keep it, the best hat
The best hat I got

One hat was wasted, goin' on a fast ride
And I never found it again
Although I really tried

Then I stood up, went on without my hat
"I don't wanna go on that ride again
Don't wanna lose any more hats, no"

So I got more hats to hold
Got some more hats to hold
I just gotta run inside
Oh we gotta run inside

Hold my hat
Want you to hold my hat
Hold my hat
And want you to just promise that
Hold my hat
Maybe this is not a big deal
I wanna keep it, the best hat
The best hat I own, yeah

Hold My Hat
Want you to hold my hat
Hold my hat
And put it in a place where it can be
Hold my hat
Anywhere that you want to because

Rain, sleet, snow, squalls, wind outside
Hold my hat
Want you to hold my hat
Hold my hat
And want you to just promise that
Hold my hat
Maybe this is not a big deal
I wanna keep it, the best hat
The best hat I own, yeah
Ow, best hat I own

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John Barry - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Hats off.
Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks John.
LadySTETSON - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
real ~MEN~ don't l et ladies touch their Stetsons !
Mark Scotti - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I tip mine to you, on that clever parody!
Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Lady (I think) and Mark.
blackjack21 - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Looks like a parody hat trick: three 5s.
Phil Nelson - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks blackjack21.

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