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Song Parodies -> "Muscle Flex"
Original Song Title:
"Lost Complex"
Original Performer:
Iceman
Parody Song Title:
"Muscle Flex"
Parody Written by:
DJ Blaze
The Lyrics
This song is about a really buff school bully. Enjoy!
Every day at 12-o-clock I go to gym class
To keep those dorks from hurting me
Gotta climb the rope or my teacher will scold
But it's better than getting beaten up
Feel my muscles, they are adamantium hard
You won't want get a punch from me
Bullies should beware my iron hard body now
For a knuckle sandwich from me would hurt
Gym class rocks! My abs are getting buff
Chopping you! You will be cut in half!
Muscle flex! You better run away
Watch out now, better not get in my way
I am the strongest dude at school
My toned-up bod is super-hot
Through all that yelling from the coach
In football, I cannot be stopped
I'll mow down everyone I see
There is no stopping me
If you challenge me to streetball, you are a fool
I'll knock you down and knock you out
Safe to say that I'm a killer bully at best
Schwarzenegger, ate him for lunch today
Gym class rocks! My arms are getting ripped
Chopping you! Cause you don't stand a chance!
Muscle flex! You better run away
Watch out now, better not get in my way
My friends say I'm a wrestleman
Now wait a minute, that ain't right
I'm so tough, I don't have no friends
Everyone in my class shall learn
To fear me and to run away
You don't, you're not OK!
(Piano break, Ito/Asakura solo)
I am the strongest dude at school
My toned-up bod is super-hot
Through all that yelling from the coach
In football, I cannot be stopped
I'll mow down everyone I see
There is no stopping me
My friends say I'm a wrestleman
Now wait a minute, that ain't right
I'm so tough, I don't have no friends
Everyone in my class shall learn
To fear me and to run away
You don't, you're not OK!
To keep those dorks from hurting me
Gotta climb the rope or my teacher will scold
But it's better than getting beaten up
Feel my muscles, they are adamantium hard
You won't want get a punch from me
Bullies should beware my iron hard body now
For a knuckle sandwich from me would hurt
Gym class rocks! My abs are getting buff
Chopping you! You will be cut in half!
Muscle flex! You better run away
Watch out now, better not get in my way
I am the strongest dude at school
My toned-up bod is super-hot
Through all that yelling from the coach
In football, I cannot be stopped
I'll mow down everyone I see
There is no stopping me
If you challenge me to streetball, you are a fool
I'll knock you down and knock you out
Safe to say that I'm a killer bully at best
Schwarzenegger, ate him for lunch today
Gym class rocks! My arms are getting ripped
Chopping you! Cause you don't stand a chance!
Muscle flex! You better run away
Watch out now, better not get in my way
My friends say I'm a wrestleman
Now wait a minute, that ain't right
I'm so tough, I don't have no friends
Everyone in my class shall learn
To fear me and to run away
You don't, you're not OK!
(Piano break, Ito/Asakura solo)
I am the strongest dude at school
My toned-up bod is super-hot
Through all that yelling from the coach
In football, I cannot be stopped
I'll mow down everyone I see
There is no stopping me
My friends say I'm a wrestleman
Now wait a minute, that ain't right
I'm so tough, I don't have no friends
Everyone in my class shall learn
To fear me and to run away
You don't, you're not OK!
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"Strong" words. LOL!!!!
Thanks, Mark Scotti! I do agree, these are "strong" words, and a powerful OS to boot! I might parody Shining Collection, but it's gonna be harder to pace.
I've noticed that you were able to pull your own weight around here! You bench pressed 555 lbs with this one!
Thanks! Been working out recently. Here is a major announcement from DJ Blaze:
When I get my own computer and recording equipment, I'm going to start working on a parody audio CD. It will be titled "DragonFarce", (notice the A) and feature songs like "He's Barack Obama", "Crank Dat DDR", and "I Love Yu-Gi-Oh!".
When I get my own computer and recording equipment, I'm going to start working on a parody audio CD. It will be titled "DragonFarce", (notice the A) and feature songs like "He's Barack Obama", "Crank Dat DDR", and "I Love Yu-Gi-Oh!".
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