(Michael Jackson)
They say, “Go to the circus
To hear ladies scream
Or just hide like hermits
So you are not seen”
My face hangs down
I shoot in Botox
So my youth rebounds
And critics are shocked

(Janet)
Peek in the shower
You see what you like?
But tell me it’s wrong
At a Super Bowl game night
You swear you’re pure souls, but-a
You search me online
I’m one sexy singer
Cause I’ve aged just like wine

(Michael)
We’re on news stations and they called us both a freak

(Janet)
Called us both a freak!

(Michael)
You claim that I’m a Pedo and then claimed R. Kelly

(Janet)
If Paris Hilton flashes they all just heave a sigh

(Both)
We’re starting controversy that’s what made us famous
Don’t call us a freak
Not as strange as you think
More news stories leak
(Michael: Gave some boys ice cream)
Stop accusing me!
Before you let me speak
Not blaming N*Sync
(Janet: Justin’s from Backstreet)

(Micheal)
I’m not a felon
With boys I don’t play
It’s just a delusion
Cause moms are afraid

(Janet)
The censors are all fools
Because Britney brought more shame
When she flashed us her cooter
A nipple’s just not the same

(Micheal)
It’s an illusion but they still call us a freak
I’m Jesus Juicing little boys it what they think
(Janet)
You see that Justin got away with this just fine
(Both)
We hatch some controversy because we… are… famous
Stop pestering me!
Because I’m not a freak
(Michael: Too much surgery!)
(Janet: Gave you a wet dream!)
Stop making me shriek!
Cause my nerves have grown weak!
Starstruck at the peak
(Michael: No little league teams!)

(Switch on the TV to see herself on the news)

(Janet)
Though I’m hot
The police gave me bras
Said “Wear this or bikinis Ms. Jackson”
Wardrobe malfunction was my show’s dysfunction
Caused a disruption
(Michael)
Quite an Eruption

(Michael)
Fox News delusions they broadcast turns us to freaks
Our fans are booing, We’re despised to the extreme
(Janet)
You lose your clothes and every wife will criticize
(Both)
From Memphis to New Jersey people will berate us!
Stop pestering me!
(Michael: I sure miss my monkey!)
Stop pestering me!
(Janet: Not bad as it seems!)
Don’t call me a freak
(Michael: These hair flames make me shriek!)
Don’t want your critique!
(Michael and Janet: Our fame went down the drain!)
Stop pestering me!
(Janet: That pesky FCC!)
Stop pestering me!
(Michael and Janet: Please be a bad dream!)
Don’t call me a freak
(Michael: My ranch was sold for cheap)
Our albums are antiques!
(Michael and Janet: We need to blow off steam!)