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Song Parodies -> "Plague Rat"
Original Song Title:
"Black Cat"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Janet Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Plague Rat"
Parody Written by:
Monstermaster13
The Lyrics
You come from the sewers and entered my home.
Now you've tons of fleas.
Got a horrible disease.
'Cause you're a pest.
Infecting people.
Making them sick.
They want to exterminate you.
You're a menace now.
A fiend and a pest.
You drive people mad.
Ir's what you do best.
I'm going to tell you know.
This act is a mistake.
All the lives you take.
All the hearts you'll break.
Don't understand
Why you insist.
On giving people such a horrible time.
Time after time you crawl away.
And I know that you'll lead me astray.
Plague rat, bad fleas.
Fleas spread the plague.
You spread all your plague.
And they all die.
Sharp bite really strong.
But you won't be around for long.
Better watch it, Ratty.
Or you'll be out of sight.
You seem cute, rat-boy.
But only from a glance.
You'll infect anyone.
If you're given the chance.
Squirming, crawling, stalking.
Infecting all with your feas.
You tell me you'll behave.
But you send people to their graves.
You think you're adorable.
And like you're Mickey.
But I see throught it all.
All of your tricks and games.
And you want me to see.
You better wisen up.
And stop worrying me.
Your disgusting ways.
Don't understand
Why you insist.
On giving people such a horrible time.
Time after time you crawl away.
And I know that you'll lead me astray.
One bite from you, everybody dies.
Plague rat.
Plague rat.
Man, I'm scared of your ways.
You associate with fleas.
Don't understand
Why you insist.
On giving people such a horrible time.
Time after time you crawl away.
And I know that you'll lead me astray.
Plague rat, bad fleas.
Fleas spread the plague.
You spread all your plague.
And they all die.
Sharp bite really strong.
But you won't be around for long.
Better watch it, Ratty.
Or you'll be out of sight.
Sharp bite really strong.
But you won't be around for long.
Better watch it, Ratty.
Or you'll be out of sight. (sing it up)
Plague rat, bad fleas.
Fleas spread the plague.
You spread all your plague.
And they all die.
Sharp bite really strong.
But you won't be around for long.
Better watch it, Ratty.
Or you'll be out of sight.
Plague rats.
Carrying the plague.
Black plague.
Better watch it, Ratty.
Now you've tons of fleas.
Got a horrible disease.
'Cause you're a pest.
Infecting people.
Making them sick.
They want to exterminate you.
You're a menace now.
A fiend and a pest.
You drive people mad.
Ir's what you do best.
I'm going to tell you know.
This act is a mistake.
All the lives you take.
All the hearts you'll break.
Don't understand
Why you insist.
On giving people such a horrible time.
Time after time you crawl away.
And I know that you'll lead me astray.
Plague rat, bad fleas.
Fleas spread the plague.
You spread all your plague.
And they all die.
Sharp bite really strong.
But you won't be around for long.
Better watch it, Ratty.
Or you'll be out of sight.
You seem cute, rat-boy.
But only from a glance.
You'll infect anyone.
If you're given the chance.
Squirming, crawling, stalking.
Infecting all with your feas.
You tell me you'll behave.
But you send people to their graves.
You think you're adorable.
And like you're Mickey.
But I see throught it all.
All of your tricks and games.
And you want me to see.
You better wisen up.
And stop worrying me.
Your disgusting ways.
Don't understand
Why you insist.
On giving people such a horrible time.
Time after time you crawl away.
And I know that you'll lead me astray.
One bite from you, everybody dies.
Plague rat.
Plague rat.
Man, I'm scared of your ways.
You associate with fleas.
Don't understand
Why you insist.
On giving people such a horrible time.
Time after time you crawl away.
And I know that you'll lead me astray.
Plague rat, bad fleas.
Fleas spread the plague.
You spread all your plague.
And they all die.
Sharp bite really strong.
But you won't be around for long.
Better watch it, Ratty.
Or you'll be out of sight.
Sharp bite really strong.
But you won't be around for long.
Better watch it, Ratty.
Or you'll be out of sight. (sing it up)
Plague rat, bad fleas.
Fleas spread the plague.
You spread all your plague.
And they all die.
Sharp bite really strong.
But you won't be around for long.
Better watch it, Ratty.
Or you'll be out of sight.
Plague rats.
Carrying the plague.
Black plague.
Better watch it, Ratty.
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Your parodies are really good. MUCH MUCH MUCH better than that so-called 'author' who claims to be 'the_conqueror_of_parodies'
Someone has a grudge against the Conqureror methinks. Not a classy move. Anyway, I like this. Vary the choruses for the future (I think I said this to you elsewhere).
@Agrimorfee Now now, i'm trying to AVOID drama especially considering how I acted last time and i'm trying to be better. But thank you, thank you for the tips and thank you for your comment.
JANET - DAVE YOU GONNA HELP ME WITH THIS ONE DAVE - BABY YOU KNOW I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU JANET - HA HA LETS GO
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