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Song Parodies -> "Gotta Spoof'em All"

Original Song Title:

"Pokémon Theme"

Original Performer:

Jason Paige

Parody Song Title:

"Gotta Spoof'em All"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

I have embarked on a long journey. My quest is to write a parody for each of the 151 original Pokémon, it's called the "Gotta Spoof'em All" Project. And a task as epic as this needs an epic theme song. So I wrote one.
Verse1 : I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To mock them is my real test
Lampoon them is my cause
I am surfing across the web
Searching with Yahoo!
These parodies will sweep the land
I’ll fin’lly get some views!

Chorus: Pokémon! Gotta Spoof’em All! (I’m so funny!)
It’s nostalgic comedy!
Pokémon! Oh, I have no friends
So I’ll write this song instead!
Pokémon! Gotta Spoof’em All! (Oh, yes it’s true!)
My dorkness will get me through
Japs taught me, now I’ll teach you Pokémon!
Gotta Spoof’em All!
Gotta Spoof’em All!

Yeah…

Verse 2: Every artist along the way
With satire I will face
Then I’ll record every one
Post’em in cyber space
Come with me the time is right
There’s no better theme
Face to screen, I’ll write all night
To accomplish this dream!

Chorus: Pokémon! Gotta Spoof’em All! (Just me and me!)
I’ll write all these parodies
Pokémon! Oh, at end I shall
Be much bigger than Weird Al!
Pokémon! Gotta Spoof’em All! (I include Mew!)
No person has tried to do
Stick with me and I’ll teach you Pokémon!
Gotta Spoof’em All!
Gotta Spoof’em All!

Bridge: Gotta Spoof’em All…
Gotta Spoof’em All!
Gotta Spoof’em All! Yeah!

[Epic Pokémon Guitar Solo]

Chorus: Pokémon! Gotta Spoof’em All! (It’s not crazy!)
I know it’s my destiny!
Pokémon! Oh, when am I done?
When I spoof 151!
Pokémon! Gotta Spoof’em All! (My quest is true!)
And caffeine will help me too
You play me and I’ll teach you Pokémon!
Gotta Spoof’em All!
Gotta Spoof’em All!
Pokémon!
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Matthias - September 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice job but with the progress that you're making your project should be done in about a decade or two... Gotta get moving on this! :P
Rob Arndt - September 10, 2013 - Report this comment
Nice concept, although I would have gone with "Jokeathon!" GL and 555!!!
Max Power - September 10, 2013 - Report this comment
When you get to Jynx, I hope you also bring up how she used to be black.
Blaydeman - September 10, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm way ahead of you, Matty! I should have 3 more entries posted by Friday and I'm recording them this weekend.
Jonathan - September 10, 2013 - Report this comment
I lost interest in pokemon around the time they added "doodoo" the turd pokemon so I'm glad you'll just be working with the original 151 and of course spoofing the original themesong is a good start! 5's
Matthias - June 03, 2014 - Report this comment
Soooooooo... Just kinda giving up on this whole parodies for the original 150 Pokemon or what? lol Hope you give us some more Pokeparodies but this is a good theme song for the project.
Charnstar - June 06, 2014 - Report this comment
Oh man, really bummed this hasn't passed Caterpie... Hope you start it again soon
Agrimorfee - June 11, 2014 - Report this comment
I for one won't miss 150 parodies about Pokemon. Perfectly captured the nerdishness we all have here, more or less.
Abbott Skelding - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment
I think this was a pretty solid spoof to kick off your marathon (and I agree with the comment above that "Jokeathon" would have been a perfect sub). Hope to see you stick with it, I know it's daunting, but think back to this parody...IT'S YOUR DESTINY!
bobpiecheese - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well, Ash never made that much progress towards catchin 'em all and becoming a Master, so maybe your lack of progress in this project unintentionally fits? Oh well, still a pretty good parody of a classic theme, usage of the word "Japs" aside. 555!
Max Power - June 18, 2014 - Report this comment
That wasn't all, Ash loses nearly every tournament he participates in. It gets to the point that you can pretty much see it coming...also the guy with legendary roster...wth is that?

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