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Song Parodies -> "Josh's 12 Days of Yaksmas"
Original Song Title:
"Redneck 12 Days of Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jeff Foxworthy
Parody Song Title:
"Josh's 12 Days of Yaksmas"
Parody Written by:
Josh Taylor (The Stimps)
The Lyrics
This is a Crossover of Seasame Street and Jeff Foxworthy.
Wow, somebody done been to the K-Mart!
(Josh) Man, this is the stuff I got for Yaksmas.
Well you messed up! Whadya get?
Five blue shirts (with triangles on it)
Four big mud tires
Three flat frogs
Two hunting dogs
... And one delicious cookie.
Hey Josh, you got fired -- there's 12 days to Yaksmas.
(Josh) I know that, I got it covered. Look over in the corner.
That's yours truely?
Yea!
Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Root Beer
Eleven Movie tickets
Ten dancers dancin'
Nine years probation
Eight counts of counting
Seven rusty trash cans
Six cans of Spam
Five blue shirts (with triangles on it)
Four big mud tires
Three flat frogs
Two hunting dogs
... And one delicious cookie.
Man, this ain't normal Yaksmas presents!
No, they're Stimpish gifts!
Stimpish gifts?
Yea, you know, like
if you buy your pal onion ring that double as fish n' chips.
Or, if you can choir the Batman Version of "Jingle Bells"
Perhaps if you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off a high-jump.
Or, if you've ever misspelled something in Eight Crazy Nights.
Or, if you leave root beer and rotten eggs for Santa Claus.
What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it...
It's hard to beat...
Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Root Beer
Eleven Movie tickets
Ten dancers dancin'
Nine years probation
Eight counts of counting
Seven rusty trash cans
Six cans of Spam
Five blue shirts (with triangles on it)
Four big mud tires
Three flat frogs
Two hunting dogs
... And one delicious cookie.
.
Well, you can't really consider it 's Yaksmas
'less you go down to the penalty box and visit the crib.
You're not listenin' to me!
Get the cactus outta your ear.
That's when the nine years probation comes in...
I'm gonna do it for ya again.
Now listen...
Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Root Beer
Eleven Movie tickets
Ten dancers dancin'
Nine years probation
Eight counts of counting
Seven rusty trash cans
Six cans of Spam
Five blue shirts (with triangles on it)
Four big mud tires
Three flat frogs
Two hunting dogs
...(All) And one delicious cookie.
(Cookie Monster Eating Cookie)
Happy Yaksmas, Everybody
(Josh) Man, this is the stuff I got for Yaksmas.
Well you messed up! Whadya get?
Five blue shirts (with triangles on it)
Four big mud tires
Three flat frogs
Two hunting dogs
... And one delicious cookie.
Hey Josh, you got fired -- there's 12 days to Yaksmas.
(Josh) I know that, I got it covered. Look over in the corner.
That's yours truely?
Yea!
Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Root Beer
Eleven Movie tickets
Ten dancers dancin'
Nine years probation
Eight counts of counting
Seven rusty trash cans
Six cans of Spam
Five blue shirts (with triangles on it)
Four big mud tires
Three flat frogs
Two hunting dogs
... And one delicious cookie.
Man, this ain't normal Yaksmas presents!
No, they're Stimpish gifts!
Stimpish gifts?
Yea, you know, like
if you buy your pal onion ring that double as fish n' chips.
Or, if you can choir the Batman Version of "Jingle Bells"
Perhaps if you think "The Nutcracker" is something you did off a high-jump.
Or, if you've ever misspelled something in Eight Crazy Nights.
Or, if you leave root beer and rotten eggs for Santa Claus.
What's wrong with that?
I didn't say anything wrong with it...
It's hard to beat...
Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Root Beer
Eleven Movie tickets
Ten dancers dancin'
Nine years probation
Eight counts of counting
Seven rusty trash cans
Six cans of Spam
Five blue shirts (with triangles on it)
Four big mud tires
Three flat frogs
Two hunting dogs
... And one delicious cookie.
.
Well, you can't really consider it 's Yaksmas
'less you go down to the penalty box and visit the crib.
You're not listenin' to me!
Get the cactus outta your ear.
That's when the nine years probation comes in...
I'm gonna do it for ya again.
Now listen...
Chorus:
Twelve-pack of Root Beer
Eleven Movie tickets
Ten dancers dancin'
Nine years probation
Eight counts of counting
Seven rusty trash cans
Six cans of Spam
Five blue shirts (with triangles on it)
Four big mud tires
Three flat frogs
Two hunting dogs
...(All) And one delicious cookie.
(Cookie Monster Eating Cookie)
Happy Yaksmas, Everybody
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