I hear the clock, it's 6 a.m.
I can't remember where I've been
I roll over to see who I have done
I tell ya last night, we sure had fun

I got my wine and got lots of beer
Wait a minute Katie, how did I get here?
It started last night, late at the bar
Hey Heidi don't you remember...DRIVIN' MY CAR!?

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Cuz Drinks last for so long
Even after they're gone
And I know...they effect me
And soon you will see
Booze was meant for me
And I was meant for....booze

I call the bar to page my best friend
She always stays there, right til the end
Then I pick up a new guy and I took him home
Cuz I don't like to spend....MY NIGHTS ALONE

Got on beer goggles and feelin' no pain
I'm seein double it just isn't the same
Cuz...I am happy when
I am drinking free
Hey Tarbender...the NEXT ONE'S ON ME!

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We go about our drinkin' hey, we're doin' fine
Besides what can we say it's....been a good time
Same old story not much to say
....we are broke every day

Open the vodka put the cap back on
I know ya hate it, when I drink it all gone
I pick up a guy and turn this one down
And take a deep breathe
And a good look around....
See who was watchin'
And who I might know
"My place or Yours"
He said we should go
I try to tell myself he'll be alright
I shouldn't drink...ANYMORE TONIGHT!

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