If I could tell all girls just one thing
It would be that small's okay
And not to worry 'cuz more than a mouthful
Is wasteful with breasts like these

They're not completely useless
Like two balloons pumped full of air
I'll gather my boobs with push up bras
From Victoria's Secret and Sears

My breasts are small, I know
But they're not fake, they are my own
They're not saline or silicone
And they will never rupture

There are those with massive chests
Causing jokes and laughter
And you can tell who's had them done
There's pics before and after

It's not spite, I look allright
But sometimes it seems you have to fight
To find a bathing suit who's top fit's right
The bottoms would fit a hampster

My breasts are small, I know
But they're not fake, they are my own
They're not saline or silicone
And they will never rupture

In the end, only firmness matters
In the end, only firmness matters
They won't hang down to my knees, and I won't pay
They won't hang down to my knees, they look okay
They won't hang down to my knees, when I'm gray

My breasts are small, I know
But they're not fake, they are my own
They're not saline or silicone
And they will never rupture

My breasts are small, I know
But they're not fake, they are my own
They're not saline or silicone
And they will never rupture

My Breasts, they're my breasts, all my breasts (fade)