I took this girl out for our first dinner date
to a Mexican restaurant
And we looked at our menus for a combination plate
something big enough for two...
And when our food came everything was perfect and tasted so nice,
we had tacos and burritos served with beans and rice
And when we were finished and heading back to my place
that's when I felt the first disturbance

Well I hope she doesn't notice
I hope she doesn't hear
The ominous sounds of natural gases
Belching forth from my rear!

Cuz these refried beans are giving me the farts!
And those crispy tacos are ripping me apart
They're making me fart....

So I clenched up my buttocks despite the intense pain
so as not to offend her
But hey, what was I supposed to do?
Say, "Listen while I fart out Mozart"?
Besides, no one's ever impressed a girl
with their skill of the flatulent arts!
And my God! How did I fall into these blue flames of hell?
Never more will you hear me saying, "Yo quiero Taco Bell !"

Cuz these refried beans are giving me the farts!
And those beef burritos are ripping my ass apart!!!!!
Ow...
They're making me... fart.

I took this girl out for our first dinner date
to a Mexican restaurant....