Is it myth? Is that right? Saw someone wearing braces
And the rumors go by were as false as can be
What creeped me out this time? What in blazes can be sublime?
Blinked and opened my eyes, it's attracting me

Not all Minions are male, otherwise it could
There must be at least one female of that kind
I bet there is one out there, I must not give up and despair
It captures my attention, will it blow my mind?

Is it myth? Is that right? A female something
Is it myth? Is that right? Quite a legend
Uncommon one, be a truth, I can try to approve
Is it myth? Is that right? Don't start wretchin'!

Is it pulling an Angry Birds Movie 2?
Hope it's not like some Spongebob Beetleborg mashup
As the gender of someone so rare of their kind, only different, compare
Do affection, male ones with grace, catch up!

Is it myth? Is that right? Yellow like the guys (yellow's my soldiers' color)
Is it myth? Is that right? Not purple too
Come true a dream, as quick as a dead meme
Is it myth? Is that right? Is it true?!

Is it myth? Is that right? The rumor is growing (rumored)
Is it myth? Is that right? Turning the tide (turn what?)
Braces? That's a sign! A female one of their kind!
Is it myth? Is that right? Is it myth? Is that right?

Female Minion, rise for your master
Let your cuteness shine (Is it myth? Is that right? Is it myth? Is that right?)
No need to betray ever faster
That's a myth, is it right? Yes, it's true, it is right? Well, of course, must be hype!
She is mine!